Mefisto is the boxer with curly hair.

Previous fight record:

1-1-1

(Win-Loss-Chicken Out)

Win: 14 years old. Austin, Texas. Fight with good friend during basketball practice. Left jab to stomach. 18 years of guilty conscience ever since. Good friend had the last laugh, as he became much superior basketball player in high school.

Loss: 29 years old. Los Angeles, California. Punch to nose by struggling screenwriter. (Words failed him, it seems.) Right cross came from over dinner table at Chateau Marmont, renowned scene of many other tragedies (Belushi, Ritts). Brian Austin Green, bystander, applied ice to Mefisto’s bleeding schnoz.

Chicken Out: 15 years old. Austin, Texas. Publicly “opted out” of fight with starting nose guard of high school football team. (Full story.)