Fight Record:
1. Several “ultimate fights” with members of the other gender in form of girl”friend” relationships. Results: only clear losses. Still scrambling to find comparable cruelty in boxing and MMA (mixed martial arts). Still not jaded enough to quit the sport. Considering a coaching career.

2. 18 years old. Innsbruck, Austria. Highschool prom night. Former good friend turned into a-hole. Math teacher separated us. Result: Both contestants lost. Ah, let’s not go there…”