Dr. Faust, Coach, and I (Mefisto) review the poster that lured us into trying out the Third Street Boxing Gym bootcamp in San Francisco.

No boxing experience necessary . . . Those who wish to test their newly acquired skills will be given the opportunity the final night in the ring . . . The rules are: Absent two days — you’re gone. Late three days — you’re gone.

6am to 7:30am Monday through Friday for six weeks.

Two teams, two pro trainers, twice the results . . . and two lawyer dudes.

I noticed the poster while having breakfast with Dr. Faust and Coach after a long bender of a weekend. It seemed like an appropriate challenge for a bored dude too fond of beer and not fond enough of office life — sort of like Bill Murray going to sign up for the Army at the beginning of Stripes.